“I didn’t set out to be unusual or different. I just wanted to do things my way.” -Lilly Pulitzer. TSM.

When your favorite fraternity’s advisor knows who you are before meeting. TSM.

Perfecting the art of pretending not to care. TSM.

“Comin’ in hot!” TSM.

“Don’t tempt me with a good time.” TSM.

Turning his read receipts on while he is sleeping. TSM.

Being the exception, not the rule. TSM.

If you didn’t get invited to formal in a cute way, did it really happen? TSM.

Easter approaching is not a valid reason to keep all of your eggs in one basket. TSM.

Refusing to attend a fraternity formal “draft party,” but getting invited to formal anyways. TSM.