Strategically posting on social media according to who you are friends with on each. TSM.

Successfully scaring off every relatively attractive female on campus from speaking to him. TSM.

Never underestimate the power of a perfect smile. TSM.

Contemplating how you can delay graduation while laying on the beach during spring break. TSM.

Returning from spring break with a puppy, a suitcase full of tanks, and too many friends requests to count. TSM.

Keeping a running tab of your senior will in the notes section of your phone. TSM.

Shopping for the perfect outfit for his fraternity’s family weekend. TSM.

I put the fun in dysfunctional. TSM.

Sometimes you have to Facebook stalk your exes to remind yourself that things could always be worse. TSM.

“One can never have too many clothes, shoes or boyfriends.” TSM.