If you haven’t been sent to standards at least once, then you’re a boring person. TSM.

Shamelessly flirting with every hot guy after a breakup. TSM.

Being named “panhellenic diva” of your sorority. TSM.

Wearing heels to chapter that you had sex in hours before. TSM.

Your advisor complimenting your hair before you get started. TSM.

Your chapter winning the most awards at region weekend. TSM.

Passing notes during chapter meeting. TSM.

I’m so glad that I’m not fat and ugly. TSM.

Maintaining fabulous hair after completing an intense workout. TSM.