Having more sorority t-shirts than college t-shirts. TSM.

Your drunken alter ego becoming your only ego. TSM.

If you liked it then you should have put a monogram on it. TSM.

Using a UTI as an excuse to drink more vodka cranberries. TSM.

Shut up and take shots with me. TSM.

“One more shot before we leave.” TSM.

Being more committed to your favorite mascara than you ever have been to a guy. TSM.

“I don’t even care if I get arrested. I’ve been wanting a cute mugshot lately.” TSM.