Justifying frivolous purchases with, “But I’m worth it.” TSM.

Defending your shopping habits with “Oh no, it’s for my little.” TSM.

Maintaining the company pinterest board. TSM.

Dressing down at weddings so the bride can have some attention, too. TSM.

His fraternity brothers collectively agreeing that you’re the favorite among all of the girlfriends. TSM.

Chanting for your sorority at every event you participate in, even the boring ones, like trivia. TSM.

Any pink is hot when I wear it. TSM.