“Well she was a waste of a bid.” TSM.

Apple classifying the TSM app as “Lifestyle,” because it truly is a lifestyle. TSM.

Judging people who don’t know how to pronounce Greek letters. TSM.

“Hashtag byeee.” TSM.

Stalking yourself on Instagram more than you stalk anyone else. TSM.

Picking your daughter’s name based on what her monogram will look like. TSM.