Conditional Panhellenic love. TSM.

Being able to tie his bow tie almost as fast as you can untie it. TSM.

The calories don’t count if you can’t remember them. TSM.

“ON YOUR KNEES, PLEDGE.” TFM. “…for a family lineage picture.” TSM.

Feeling more hazed by Nationals when they question you about hazing than you ever did by your sorority. TSM.

Selective Panhellenic love. TSM.

“What? Do you think they’re going to tell me I can’t go to my last formal? Doubt it.” TSM.

The best part of being a legacy is getting your mom’s vintage letters. TSM.

Using your one call from jail to call your VP of Communications so you don’t get fined for missing an event. TSTC.