I have a good heart, just a dirty mouth. TSTC.
I have a good heart, just a dirty mouth. TSTC.
Spending more time decorating your graduation cap than studying for finals. TSM.
Having a cuter “How we met” story with your big than you do with your boyfriend. TSM.
I’m blonde on the inside. TSM.
I’m fluent in passive aggression. TSM.
Always getting hammered and occasionally getting nailed. TSM.
Preferring pre-law boys to pre-med boys, because it’s less schooling and more First Lady potential. TSM.
Stopping at Starbucks on your walk of shame. TSM.