Trying to remember all the reasons you might have been called to standards giving you flashbacks of trying to remember your sins before confession. TSM.
Trying to remember all the reasons you might have been called to standards giving you flashbacks of trying to remember your sins before confession. TSM.
The Real Housewives of Frat Row. TSM.
“I’m not into exercise. If God wanted me to bend over he would put diamonds on the floor.” -Joan Rivers. TSM.
Woke up with a concussion and a tiara. TSTC.
If you’re a slut, I’m a slut. TSTC.
The weekend playlist helped me get over my break up in under 24 hrs. That and tequila. TSM.
What doesn’t kill you makes you blonder. TSM.
Making it to the 8am tailgate, but not your 8am class. TSM.
Do I regret it? Yes. Would I do it again? Probably. TSM.