I’m on a coffee and wine diet. TSM.

Wine is the only dinner I need. TSM.

Dear standards, I apologize in advance. TSM.

It’s rush crush season. TSM.

Waking up in an unfamiliar place, but feeling perfectly fine because you see letters on the wall. TSM.

You can determine the quality of your night by the hate messages you receive in the morning. TSM.

I care, just not enough. TSM.

I was productive today. I went tanning. TSM.

Feeling unfazed when you show up for class without writing material, but unprepared if you show up without Starbucks. TSM.