There’s a wine opener in my craft box. TSM.

Having a mini meltdown when I thought I lost my cupcake trays. TSM.

No darling, I’m not wearing, nor will I ever wear a bump-it. TSM.

I justify shacking as a means to prevent drunk eating and a supplement to working out. TSM.

If it wasn’t money, it was monogrammed. Happy Birthday to me. TSM.