Filling your planner with mixer themes and date parties instead of assignments. TSM.

Being hotter than you are crazy. TSM.

Red lips, black soul. TSM.

Caring more about what award you win at formal than who you bring to it. TSM.

Always on Tinder, sometimes swiping right, never messaging back. TSM.

You had me at “pre-med.” TSM.

Forgetting where you are, but not where you got your outfit. TSM.

Drunk texting on the Greek keyboard. TSM.

Checking yourself out in every reflective surface you see including windows, car doors, and other people’s sunglasses. TSM.