I don’t believe in pre-nups, just like I don’t believe in returning shack shirts. TSM.

Your GPA being rivaled only by your BAC. TSM.

Wanting there to just be a Tinder for PNMs. TSM.

The passive aggressive battle to be his top friend on snapchat. TSM.

“My father signs your paycheck.” TSM.

“Rich girls don’t marry poor boys.” TSM.

Reserving a private study room in the library with your sisters so no one overhears your gossip. TSM.

The “Oh, you’re avoiding intramural kickball, too?” nod to a sister at the bar. TSM.

Your favorite fraternity rescheduling their mud volleyball philanthropy event because it falls on the same weekend as your chapter’s sisterhood retreat. TSM.

Semi-formal, all the class. TSM.