When he’s discontented just being your rebound. TSM.

Taking an outfit change to an overnight philanthropy event. TSM.

Love the t-shirt, hate the sorority. TSM.

Being more upset about glitter being banned from Greek week than about alcohol being banned. TSM.

Adding your ex on Facebook only to review him on LuLu. TSM.

“Your father vacuumed the glitter out of your suitcase.” TSM.

Losing your virginity at the frat castle, then becoming their White Rose Sweetheart a year later. TSM.

Playing with puppies at the local shelter to fulfill your community service hours. TSM.