Life’s a mess. Makeup’s on point. #TSM
Life’s a mess. Makeup’s on point. #TSM
“Lord, grant me the caffeine to handle the things I can, and the wine to handle the things I can’t.” TSM.
We do not waste alcohol. TSM.
“We won’t ever look as good as we do now, so let’s take another shot, drink another round.” TSM.
Vodka in a wine glass. TSM.
Having as much holiday cheer as Buddy the Elf. TSM.
Having drunken blackmail photos of everyone you know. TSM. Never being able to use them, because they also have drunken blackmail photos of you. TSTC.
Somewhere between psychotic and iconic. TSM.
Turning up your music so your parents don’t hear your sister’s hungover pre-church puke. TSM.