Last one to get ready. First one to get drunk. TSM.
Last one to get ready. First one to get drunk. TSM.
Sometimes, I wonder how all those drunk girls I’ve bonded with in bathrooms are doing. TSM.
“Is vodka a carb?” TSM.
Dressing like you’re in a sorority. Drinking like you’re in a fraternity. TSM.
Having the body of a trophy wife and the brains of a surgeon. TSM.