Beating the guys at their own game — whether it’s beer pong or matters of the heart — every single time. TSM.

Getting more excited about the craft than you are for the event you’re crafting for. TSM.

Braving the elements to get wine. TSM.

Spring break plans? Get hella turnt and somewhat burnt. TSM.

“Do you have any hot friends?”
“All my friends are hot.” TSM.

Having a signature dance move. TSM.

“Drunk calories don’t count, right?”
“No, and drunk words don’t either.” TSM.

Dressing like you’re in a sorority. Drinking like you’re in a fraternity. TSM.