You know you’re a mess when your phone autocorrects drunk to drunj. TSTC.

Being the “Senior Bitch” and feeling damn proud of it. TSM.

Having a backup date in every fraternity. TSM.

Wearing letters when high school kids come to tour because you’re always recruiting. TSM.

Considering putting on real clothes to be act of community service. TSM.

God grant me the serenity to accept the grades I cannot change, courage to raise the grades I can, and wisdom to know the difference. TSM.