Controlling his zipper and his wallet. TSM.

Dressing like you’re in a sorority. Drinking like you’re in a fraternity. TSM.

You had me at “pre-med.” TSM.

Forcing your big to go out because little gets what little wants. TSM.

I like my men how I like my yogurt: white, rich, and Greek. TSM.

If you got 8 AM classes I feel bad for you son. I got 99 problems but they don’t start ’til 1. TSM.