Double fisting wine and crystal light with vodka. TSM.

Starting to pack for spring break two weeks in advance. TSM.

You would be amazed how much planning and scheming can get done in one tanning session. TSM.

We don’t have to like each other but we can pretend. TSM.

Instantly becoming best friends after a drunken conversation in the bathroom at a party. TSM.

Being the girl every boyfriend gets in trouble for staring at. TSM.

Never giving the expected response to someone fishing for compliments. TSM.