Perfecting the art of law firm partner seduction. TSM.

He knows I could sabotage his new relationship with one perfectly timed shack shirt wear, and he acts accordingly. TSM.

Buying bowl game tickets. TFM. Buying bowl game outfits. TSM.

Using Adele and TSwift to change last night from “OMG I was such a hot mess in front of him” to “all men are jerks and he doesn’t deserve me anyway.” TSM.

My head says go to the gym. My heart says drink more wine. TSM.

Pink goes with everything. TSM.

“LOVE the dress. HATE her.” TSM.

Say Yes to the Dress: Bridesmaids…I gave it a chance, but it’s clearly only on TV because it’s a legacy. TSM.

Sleeping off a hangover on the bow of Daddy’s yacht. TSM.