Of course I want the deluxe mani/pedi. Do I look poor? TSM.

Loving Helen in Bridesmaids. TSM.

Daddy named his vineyard after me. TSM.

We’re friends because you judge the same people as me. TSM.

Getting praise for work I delegated to others. TSM.

Buy first, ask later. TSM.

Judging everyone at the hair salon on their choice of color and cut. TSM.

Wanting a girl and a boy because I want to be able to buy bows and headbands as well as bow ties and needlepoint belts. TSM.

Getting ready for a night out to Wagon Wheel. TSM.

Not going to the unofficial social because we aren’t allowed to take pictures. TSM.