Koozie wedding favors. TSM.

Went to text Tan but my predictive texting typed TSM. TSM.

Starbucks, Diet Coke, color coordinated notes. There’s no way I can fail. TSM.

Too pretty to get ID’ed. TSM.

Top-tier fraternity’s winter formal shirt. Nike shorts. Letter flip-flops. Pearls. Teased hair. Fabulous head-to-toe. TSM.