I am thankful for pledges, daddy’s credit card, and all those overseas. TSM.

Drinking wine and tweeting obnoxiously about The Bachelorette. TSM.

Celebrating Earth Day by using enough hairspray to create another hole in the ozone layer. TSM.

Daddy called to ask if I had too much wine last night because I ordered cookie cutters, shoes, norts, dresses, and wine glasses online. TSM.