“Good luck, and don’t fuck it up.” TSM.
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“Good luck, and don’t fuck it up.” TSM.
582
I’m fluent in English, sarcasm, passive aggressiveness, and flirting. TSM.
880
“Do I have to wear a bra?” TSM.
719
How will you know when you’re ready to have kids? When you don’t panic at the thought of being sober for 9 months. TSTC.
851
Being the reason glitter is banned in the residence halls. TSM.
342
The groomsmen shouting “The party’s here!” when you walk into the wedding reception. TSM.
266
When it comes to happy hour, I’m not family friendly. TSM.
252
TSA patting down your hair at the airport because it’s so full of secrets. TSM.
308
Jun 05, 2013
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