My sideview mirrors are pointed so I can see myself instead of the cars behind me. Oops. TSM.

Always getting “the pretty girl discount,” not that I need it. TSM.

Late to class because so many fratstars stopped to talk to me on the way. TSM.

Shopping at a trashy “Adult” store for Valentine’s Day toys. NS. Attending a Pure Romance party with your sisters, sipping on wine while buying goodies for you and your fratdaddy. TSM.

Being told my room looks like a Princess’s bed chamber. TSM.