No, I can’t wear that…I’d have to wear a different bra. TSM.

Wearing letters so you won’t be tempted to drink. TSM.

Judging people who don’t remove red eyes from their album pictures on facebook. TSM.

Really dressed up to get really messed up. TSM.

Watching the movie instead of reading the required book. TSM.

Always carrying republican hand sanitizer in my purse in case I have to shake hands with a GDI. TSM.

Always keeping my heels, head, and standards high. TSM.

When I see fat people at restaurants I lose my appetite. TSM.