So reckless and free, that I’ve got GreekRanks on me. TSM.

Using your “life of the party” superlative to justify making questionable decisions. TSM.

Don’t have casual sex, ’cause you will get attached and die. TSM.

The perfect formal date being the guy who can get the rowdiest without getting you called to standards. TSM.

I saw Kate Middleton wearing a Birkin and a hot English prince, so I bought a Birkin and a hot English prince. TSM.

Playing the game better than the guys who taught it to you. TSM.

Who does he think he is? Like, have you seen his LuLu? TSM.