My daily calorie consumption is lower than your daily calorie consumption. TSM.

Yearning for Yurman. TSM.

Receiving numerous “Hey are you back yet?” texts from fraternity members. TSM.

If you’re a geed, we won’t be doing the deed. TSM.

Spending copious amounts of money and time crafting the perfect outfit for a theme party, only to rage so hard with your sisters that it gets destroyed by the end of the night. TSM.

There are lots of cropportunities in this weekend’s pics. TSM.

“Hair done, nails done, everything did.” TSM.

Pop, lock, and frocket. TSM.

Taking advantage of rare croptoportunities. TSM.