No idea where GDIs get all their t-shirts. TSM.

Other Chapters asking your advice on recruitment clothing. TSM.

Acting “surprised” when a legacy tells you something about herself during recruitment. TSM.

Used enough hairspray last night to knock out a good square foot of ozone layer. TSM.

Never taking a bathroom mirror pic. TSM.

I make Martha Stewart look like a substitute kindergarten teacher. TSM.