Condoleeza Rice being offered membership at Augusta National after 130 years of it being brothers-only. TSM.

No one’s perfect. Except my sisters. TSM.

“Does he know he’s taking you to formal yet?” TSM.

I almost like wrapping presents more than opening them. Almost. TSM.

Conveniently forgetting I still have his Brooks Brothers boxers. TSM.

The pre-shack “You’re not a Democrat are you?” TSM.

The mental tug-of-war between seconds at Thanksgiving dinner and the thought of your semi dress back at school. TSM.