Getting a BMW and a pink Coach purse for graduation and being almost more excited about the purse because it’s pink. TSM.

We’re friends because we like all the same people. We’re sisters because we hate all the same people. TSM.

Coordinating outfits with hair and makeup days in advance. TSM.

Why do it yourself if you can pay someone else to do it for you? That’s my idea of job creation and manicure salvation. TSM.

I would aspire to be like Jackie Kennedy, but she was a Democrat. TSM.

Shopping for new spring clothes absolutely does not involve a trip to Old Navy. TSM.

Blazers and Sperrys are aphrodisiacs. TSM.

You’ll know I hate you if I’m nice to you. You’ll know I like you if I tell you how much I hate the girl to my left. TSM.