Fraternity men mysteriously transform from debaucherous fools to perfect gentlemen when they see your letters. TSM.

Boys will never understand how shopping is stress relief. TSM.

I’m more excited to get my little than to have a baby of my own. A little doesn’t make you fat for 9 months. TSM.

I have beautiful things imported from all over the world, but beauty this priceless can only be made in America. TSM.