Playing the “This is a private party, you are going to have to leave” card in a public bar. TSM.

Won the senior award for most likely to have a wine and silver blue wedding. TSM.

Updating your Facebook status to let everyone know how your diet is going. NS. Always dieting and never mentioning it. TSM.

Having your fratdaddy stretch you out at the gym, just to watch the GDIs drool. TSM.

Watching Toddlers and Tiaras, predicting what houses they will join and making fun of the GDIs who have no hope. TSM.