There’s room for one queen bitch in this house and that is me. TSM.

I’m not saying buying me a new pair of Norts is the way to my heart…but it is. TSM.

Always late, but worth the wait. TSM.

I guess you could say my life is a mess, but I’m still looking pretty in this dress. TSM.

There is a time and a place for everything. It’s called college. TSM.

We both know you miss me. TSM.

I want my hair to look like I just had sex. TSM.

Bonus points if you can keep up with Daddy in golf. TSM.

How was I supposed to know wearing a shack shirt to my standards meeting is “looked down upon”? TSM.

I’m the best thing to happen to social situations since alcohol. TSM.