Dried cupcake frosting on my iPhone. TSM.

Just had to deactivate my Facebook until after recruitment. TSM better keep me entertained. TSM.

Happy 235th Birthday to the best nation in God’s creation. TSM.

Homemade American apple pie for the 4th of July. TSM.

The only “granny panties” I wear are the ones that come sewed into my Norts. TSM.