60 minutes to get dressed but 60 seconds to get undressed. TSM.

The government is possibly shutting down tonight, but no one here cares because tomorrow is Derby Days. TSM.

First all-nighter of the semester was spent finishing the cooler for my fratdaddy’s formal. TSM.

Inviting all my GDI facebook friends to “international wear your badge day” just to make them feel bad. TSM.

Drinking margaritas while the Spanish club does my homework. TSM.

I don’t want to be a politician, I just want to marry one. TSM.