My mom passed away before I went to college so I never knew I was a legacy…and I ended up in her sorority anyway. TSM.

Boys being called by their last names is such a turn-on. TSM.

My sorority was founded before “sorority” was even a word. TSM.

Okay geed, you may think I “bought” my friends but at least I don’t have to take photos of myself in the bathroom just so there’s pictures of me on Facebook. TSM.

I don’t play hard to get. I am hard to get. TSM.

I’m not your slampiece, you’re my fratslam. TSM.