Having a list of future Insta captions in your notes. TSM.
Having a list of future Insta captions in your notes. TSM.
Waiting for mod podge to dry is the crafting equivalent to waiting for a boy to text you back. TSM.
Stealing t-shirts and WiFi passwords. TSM.
Making a shower cocktail, because there’s no time waste, only time to be wasted. TSM.
Waking up next to Taco Bell and feeling way more ashamed than if it had been a guy. TSM.
Ordering sorority stoles, because there’s no way you’re not wearing your letters to graduation. TSM.
Getting voted most likely to wake up at a frat house on Sunday morning. TSM.
Your most recent searches on Instagram being all of the Kardashians. TSM.
Always being there when a sister “can’t find anyone to take this shot with.” TSM.
Never showing up empty-handed, whether that’s Starbucks at 2, or wine at 9. TSM.