Still getting nervous when you see your old standards chair walking out of the liquor store, even after you’ve graduated. TSM.

“Ha…that’s cute.” TSM.

I need more norts to match this t-shirt. TSM.

Never sure whether you want to order your t-shirt in a size appropriate to wear with leggings or norts. TSM.

I’ll just smell it. It’s almost the same as eating it, but without the calories. TSM.

You say tanorexic like it’s a bad thing. TSM.

Boys don’t give me the blues unless it’s Tiffany’s. TSM.