Life, liberty, and the pursuit of sassiness. TSM.

It doesn’t matter if the glass is half empty or half full…there is always room for more wine. TSM.

She’s a little bit of heaven, with a wild side. TSM.

Your bracket is messed up? Is that like…a disorganized pinterest board? I don’t get it. TSM.

It’s not what a person looks like on the outside that matters…Oh wait, yes it is. TSM.

Don’t complain if you are single on Valentine’s Day. It’s not the end of the world…that’s still 10 months away. TSM.

The only Valentines I need today are my amazing sisters…and Yurman from my fratdaddy. TSM.

Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Frattiness. TSM.

I’m afraid vodka might be the only thing I’ll ever love. TSM.

Nothing ruins your Friday like realizing it’s Tuesday. TSM.