Sorry, sarcasm comes out of my mouth like stupidity comes out of yours. TSM.

If you can’t take a joke, don’t walk around looking like one. TSM.

I like my fratdaddy the way I like my alcohol…strong enough to make me go weak. TSM.

The only boys I chase are Jose, Williams, and Jack. TSM.

Knowing which Starbucks belongs to which sister by the lip gloss stain. TSM.

I’m not picky, I just know exactly what I want…all the time. TSM.

Spending most of my Christmas break crafting for my future little. She better like pink. And glitter. And wear a size zero. TSM.