Get this, Champ, he made a pun! See, masturbating is also known by the slang term “jacking off.” By taking the name “Jackie” and putting it into a context that would make readers think of “jacking off,” he implied by way of a pun that he would allow this girl to bring him to orgasm through manual stimulation.
[N]o, Brian is saying that he is her gay[–]“your gay” as in “your purse[]”[etc. only works when whatever else that follows is logically implied; here, it is not]. Every girl usually has a gay friend[;] looks like Brian is lovelylittlelyre’s.
[I]’m about 97% sure that’s what he meant by his post. [Though technically correct, this final sentence would be better written as: “I’m about 97% sure that’s what his post means.”]
[something about the reply button, and laps.]
[one of “^ this” “^ this guy” or “take a lap.” and very occasionally “i like lamp.”]
Hahahahahaha…you just got told by some broad.
Letting KAs take them off damn sure does not make you Southern Belles. (But it does make you a lot of fun to be around.)
Don’t make any apologies for pedophiles. They’re fucking immature assholes.
Get this, Champ, he made a pun! See, masturbating is also known by the slang term “jacking off.” By taking the name “Jackie” and putting it into a context that would make readers think of “jacking off,” he implied by way of a pun that he would allow this girl to bring him to orgasm through manual stimulation.
So…….no one’s going to mention the ring on her left hand? Ok, just wondering.
Wait…Tri Sig’s little secret letters spell “SLAM?”
Ha…hahahaha…hahaha…hahahahahahahahahahahahaha…
I usually listen to the messages in my food. By the way, I think my breakfast wants me to support the Orioles.
This chick better be a wifepiece if she’s bringing home things he has to feed.
You eat? NS.
Chi Ho…Chi Ho…It’s off to bed we go…
Daddy issues. TheUltimateSM.
[N]o, Brian is saying that he is her gay[–]“your gay” as in “your purse[]”[etc. only works when whatever else that follows is logically implied; here, it is not]. Every girl usually has a gay friend[;] looks like Brian is lovelylittlelyre’s.
[I]’m about 97% sure that’s what he meant by his post. [Though technically correct, this final sentence would be better written as: “I’m about 97% sure that’s what his post means.”]
Please….no. Just no.
…And three from downtown!
Wait, you WERE white? What the fuck are you now? We’re (we + are = we’re) all confused.
But does it shit in Kyle’s mouth?
^ no pledge class. but yeah, FrattingWith seems to have some issues.
Daisy, don’t worry sweetheart. You’re only going to be a slammie.