I plan to be involved as a senior, so long as my involvement means I can be drunk. TSM.

“Can we pregame that?” TSM.

Waiting for mod podge to dry is the crafting equivalent to waiting for a boy to text you back. TSM.

Stealing t-shirts and WiFi passwords. TSM.

Stalking PNMs the second they graduate high school. TSM.

Waking up next to Taco Bell and feeling way more ashamed than if it had been a guy. TSM.

Give me wine or give me *death.

*vodka. TSM.

God grant me the serenity to accept the grades I cannot change, courage to raise the grades I can, and wisdom to know the difference. TSM.

Ending the semester with no dignity, but plenty of badass stories to make up for it. TSM.