Wearing a sorority shirt the first day of class to let everyone know who you are. TSM.
Wearing a sorority shirt the first day of class to let everyone know who you are. TSM.
Actually feeling bad for him because you know you look better than his new girlfriend. TSM.
His roommates starting a slow clap when they see you walk out of his room. TSM.
“why don’t you look like anything like your big?” TSM.
I like mixed drinks, not mixed signals. TSM.
Liking your little’s new profile pic before you even see what it looks like. TSM.
Knowing your Instagram caption for graduation by sophomore year. TSM.
Standards: “We need to discuss your social media.”
Me: “Is this because I double posted?” TSM.
My planner gives the illusion that I actually have my shit together. TSM.
Telling people your pledge class instead of your graduating class when they ask what year you are. TSM.