“One more shot before we leave.” TSM.
“One more shot before we leave.” TSM.
Calling out of work on Founders Day, because it’s basically a holiday. TSM.
Getting mad at your drunken alter ego for befriending a girl in your rival sorority. TSM.
Every drunk picture is a kissing face because you love everyone when you’re drunk. And also, cheekbones. TSM.
Emotionally hungover. TSM.
“We should have pregamed.” TSM.
Bringing your sunglasses out with you at night, because you know you’ll want them for the walk home in the morning. TSTC.
Not having money to buy groceries, but always coming up with enough cash for a new formal dress, cooler-making supplies, and alcohol. TSM.
Turning your slampiece into a math tutor on weekdays. TSM.
Texting your big to tell her about your first standards meeting, because you know she’ll be proud. TSM.