My planner gives the illusion that I actually have my shit together. TSM.

Life, liberty, and the pursuit of the perfect little. TSM.

Loubs are red, Tiffany’s is blue, Starbucks is hot, and so are you. TSM.

A bitch is a dog, dogs bark, bark is on a tree, a tree is part of nature, therefore being a bitch is natural. Logic. TSM.

Cinderella losing her shoe before midnight. TSM.

Doing the Shine Color Run just so you can be covered in glitter. TSM.

Older family members thinking you joined a convent when you say you’ve become a sister. TSM.