Student loans? Hah. My daddy’s been paying $20,000 a year in tuition since I was in first grade. TSM.
Student loans? Hah. My daddy’s been paying $20,000 a year in tuition since I was in first grade. TSM.
Hooked up with the KA president. Currently wearing only three Yurman bracelets and my state of Texas necklace. TSM.
My favorite part about rush week is that only Greeks are in town. TSM.
Every one of my bridesmaids will be wearing a Southern Proper headband that compliments each groomsman’s Southern Proper beau tie. TSM.
laugh all you want GDI but my date’s pants were not salmon, they were Nantucket Red. TSM.
Hiding the trolls downstairs during rush, clothes checks, hot boxing legacies, black balling skanks and dirty rushing the shit out of girls. TSM.
Wearing letters everywhere to insure that fat girls and uglys don’t make eye contact with me like we’re equals. TSM.
Getting a degree in event planning so I can marry a Frat daddy and plan parties all the time. TSM.
$200 heels are for downtown, not football games. In the south we pregame wearing $500 custom made Cowboy boots with our initials engraved on the side. TSM.
On gamedays, I shotgun Nattys in $300 Lilly dresses and my grandmother’s pearls. TSM.