Econ prof asked, “What’s the opportunity cost of going to college?” Responded, “Sorority Life!” TSM.

Being overdramatic on the reg. TSM.

Spotting name brands like its your job. TSM.

“I’m going to think about it while I continue shopping”…but totes knowing you’re going to get it. TSM.

Tanning on your sun deck with your sisters, but going to the tanning bed after to get rid of the tan lines. TSM.