“Florals? For Bid Day? Groundbreaking.” TSM.

“I want to add his letter to my monogram.” -Ella Fitzgerald. TSM.

Having the body of a trophy wife and the brains of a surgeon. TSM.

Shopping for a date party dress during your three-hour lecture. TSM.

“If you don’t want to date me that’s fine, but you’re wrong and I hate you.”- Workaholics. TSM.